Loo Thats Who

Top ten things you don't want to hear with your head asunder from Friday eves shenanigans is "the hyperbaric chamber unit is going out". Unfortunately "get it out yourself" is not an optional answer. So I am feverishly trying to finish this project and close up shop for the weekend!

Tomorrow we are up to an early start for a much awaited trip to Toronah to visit one of my closest friends, who just bought a fabulous house in Mississhshsgahghahg (Mississauga, ON). God bless Matthew, I get loopy in the car at about three hours and this trip is going take nine. I'm so very excited. We will be home the third in time for the fourths celebrations with some more fabulous friends, so I probably wont be checking in till Thursday. This summer is flying by too fast, our wedding is going to be here before I know it.

Hope everyone have a wonderful safe Holiday.

Posted by Krista at 10:30 AM | 2 comments  

That could ALMOST be a scary movie title but twas not. Last night, thanks to E, I was lucky to meet a group of very likable funny women. Unfortunately, I only "know/read" one of them so I can't be all gay and name drop link, however, I think that was my favorite part. In past blogger meet ups I got the tedious "what is your blog" "what type of blog" "what subjects do you talk about" type questions (to which I answer, I have a journal and its retarded). No one cared, we just all wanted to be girls and drink, laugh and perhaps get harassed by dirty old men with bad jokes and wondering drunks (poor Kimba).

So if any of you stop by, please do say hi so I can remember who you are!
Here is one
and another!

Posted by Krista at 8:24 AM | 5 comments  

I have to put the pets into a kennel while we are on Honeymoon. If anyone has any recommendations, let me know.

Posted by Krista at 2:22 PM | 4 comments  

please please please dont make me go ask my seventeen year old sister how to email pictures from my phone. I'm already the NERDIEST and OLDEST uncoolest sister like ever. Look at her and all her splendid ghetto fabulousness. She'd freekin kill me. eh eh eh

I have set up a MYPIX account but i want to send them to mah flickrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Cingular was easy, send > email > select > yay!
Verizon > ??????

UPDATE: WOOHOO FOR AMMMMMMMY! she set me streight

Posted by Krista at 2:30 PM | 1 comments  

Going with me at 9:30pm to HomoDepot to get an A/C unit and then correctly installing it at 11pm so that I can sleep.

Its Love or

It is redemption for not listening to my pleading heart to not let our asshole of a dog off the leash. Sorry Mr. Scotty dog that Bon Bon attacked you :o(.

Posted by Krista at 9:18 AM | 9 comments  

Anybody want my Justin Timberlake tickets?

Friday, Aug 10, Banknorth, lodge 8 row 11, $200
(FACE VALUE, I AIN'T SCALP'N G'S).

free Boat ride , BBQ and Beer in Boston trumps JT

Posted by Krista at 1:54 PM | 2 comments  

Every time the boss sends an email, It goes something like this

I JUST RE'D!? How do I KNOW it went THROUGH!? HOWWWWWWWWWW ??? KRISTA COME HERE! DID MY EMAIL GO THROUGH!? HOW do I know FOR SURE?!

and I am talking real panic here, you can hear it is his voice.

God bless me.

Posted by Krista at 4:23 PM | 6 comments  

lippywhendrunk:morning
Lindsey: sup lady
lippywhendrunk: i have a odd question
Lindsey: interesting
lippywhendrunk: men only, have prostates, right?
Lindsey: yes
lippywhendrunk: so. I have never taken Midol, this is for periods right?
Lindsey: yes
lippywhendrunk: ok
lippywhendrunk: well its making me very tired, so I went to the site to see if it was a side effect and I read
lippywhendrunk: Ask a doctor before use if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland
Lindsey: hahahahah
lippywhendrunk: that is a little much to take in on a Monday morning before nine
lippywhendrunk: I was like, wait, what?
Lindsey: hahahaah that is awesome

Posted by Krista at 8:55 AM | 0 comments  

They are in Vegas and I am one jealous Loo!

Posted by Krista at 4:00 PM | 3 comments  

There is nothing more unsettling than going to your site meter and seeing that someone has spent an hour reading your archives.

You'd think after having a journal (i don't consider this a blog) for five years id get used to it.

Posted by Krista at 2:02 PM | 3 comments  

Dear ATL,

Look it here see, I am five feet tall with big boobs. There are probably three dresses in the ENTIRE world that fit me right and two of those dresses I don't like. I was in your store and I tried on a dress and I almost cried, it fit beautify at the waist and boobs and it was only $99. However, you did not carry the petite size in your store. No problem, the online store I'm sure would and shipping is usually free!

Excitedly I hurried home only to find that it is the only GD dress you don't carry in little people. The regular size falls at a terribly awkward area, just above the ankle not quite tea length. I. hate. you.

You suck,

Krista

p.s. sniff

Posted by Krista at 1:14 PM | 2 comments  

Matt has affectionately nick named me crankenstein*. and I deserve it. Holy moly. I am a crank butt.

Case in point, you tell me if I over reacted....because repeating the story I sound rediculous.

I have a cell phone from Cingular, who is now AT&T. About two months ago the volume button broke on my phone and of course its stuck on low. This is the volume to hear people, not the ringer, however, I see I am eligible for an upgrade Aug 4. So I try to suck it up till then but it is ridiculous and I figure that because I have been a customer forever, they can give me the phone a month early.

I call customer support and she puts me on hold three times for five minutes to "check" and "see" and "try to figure something out" the third time she puts me on hold I hang up.

So. I cool down and I try sales this time. She is MUCH better (or so i thought) I explained to her my 1st conversation and basically I lay it out. I say I can either buy a phone now which would cost AT least $150 OR I can wait till Aug 4th and not hear anyone OR I can cancel my contract with them for $175 and go with someone else and get a sweet phone for free.

She is like oh my GOD! no no NO we can definitely get you a phone! And then she apologized profusely for the other cs rep. Then she tells me she has to put me on hold to get her manager. Another few minutes pass and she asks me what i want, i tell her, hold again, then she comes back to tell me "something wont work since you were formerly with cingular and not AT&T. Then she says "I can give you a $30 credit for a "go phone" and you can go ahead and get it and use it until Aug.

uh ok. She puts me on hold.

I hang up on her too.

Go to Letstalk.com

and get a chocolate mint via Verizon for free.

*Matt calls me frankenstein because I make this eeeeeeeeeeer EEEEEEEEEER sound/moan when he tries to snuggle me (I'm not a snuggler). I think it sounds more like when Drew meets ET for the first time and she screams and then he EEEEEEEEERRRRRRs at her.

Posted by Krista at 8:46 AM | 8 comments  

Moomoo,
originally uploaded by kritta21.

Posted by Krista at 11:37 AM | 7 comments  

Sunday Matt comes back from his evening walk with Bonny and tells me about an "aggressive" skunk. He described it hissing and then approaching them and I pretty much agreed that this was aggressive, given especially that it was still light out. rabies? Maybe. About an hour later we got a waft of skunky goodness in our living room, great. So it was my turn to walk the BonBonBeanButt. Apprehensivly, I must say. So I cross the street to the park and hear RUSTLE BUSTLE RUSTLE in the leaves. So I start runningggggggg.

This morning I went walking and about 10 feet 100 feet away I spot a fox running coming towards me. So again I run.

Run right into a neighbor that tells me there are also coyotes, wild turkeys and deer in the park.

Lowell, people!

Posted by Krista at 12:55 PM | 7 comments  
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Saturday we hit Wingaersheek Beach. I love sea "creatures" but not all. I have a fondness for the hermit crab. Matt and I walked up and down the shore searching for these little beasts so I could, well, pick up and harass the shit out of them and scream, is anyone home!?

So there was one that I loved, in a white shell. I named him Sebastian and I visited him frequently while the tide rolled in. I went to bid my farewell and when I picked him up I was horrified. It was not Sebastian but I big boogery sea snail that almost came completely out of its shell. POWNED! I got the heebiest of all geebies and dropped that mfer and screamed like a little bitch.

Thats what I get.

Saturday night I went dancing! I wicked appreciate Amy coming to H2O-town during the downpour to go dancing and celebrate with me! We had a ball even thought there were sketchy dudes everywhere and it was packed and HOT! I get really feisty and lippy when I'm getting my drink on so I pity the foo who messes with me. This night in particular was umbrella boy. Im dancing you see, minding my own business when I get ASSaulted in the bum. So I turn around and

tap tap tap on his shoulder

Loo: your umbrella keeps on touching me inappropriately
Sketchy man: oh yes, it does that.

Great.

Then was there was the bus ride home which someone apparently (from the stank) vomited on.

NICE.

Posted by Krista at 5:46 AM | 1 comments  
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I would buy a house that you could only get to by surfing dolphins.

Yup.

I had a dream that Matt and I found the cutest house with stone walls and hardwood floors (I heart rustic). And it was only 250k becuase there was no road access. The only way you could get to our house was by surfing dolphins. In my dream the house would occasionally float and turn into a shabby boat.

Mike: um
Mike: you should be wearing a polka dot bikini
krista: i was wearing buisness casual in my dream
Mike: hahaha

Posted by Krista at 5:39 AM | 1 comments  
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Irrational = taking the lone bananas because you feel bad for them. I've been doing that, sometimes I end up buying more bananas than I need/want.

Does anyone else have irrational feelings for inanimate bananas objects?

Posted by Krista at 5:37 AM | 0 comments  
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fondleselves: duuuuude!
fondleselves: can i ask you something?
picklesucker: but of course
fondleselves: can you draw a picture of Wolf, wearing a french beret and being walked down a street in Paris, with maybe the Eiffel Tower in the background so ppl would know it was Paris????
picklesucker: getthefuckoutofhere
fondleselves: no really!
picklesucker: it will be fun
fondleselves: really?
picklesucker: yup
fondleselves: why did you say gtfooh, then?
picklesucker: cause it was so random!
picklesucker: like can you draw a pickle eating a slice of pizza
picklesucker: i dont know, i think it was the last thing i expected you to ask!
picklesucker: hee
fondleselves: ROFLMAO
fondleselves: can you draw a pickle eating a slice of pizza too??
picklesucker: i think i have to now
fondleselves: cause THAT would be effing cool!!!
picklesucker: *saves conversation*
fondleselves: hmmm...so what DID you expect me to ask?
picklesucker: like this guy emailed me and i think he wants a threesome, what would you do
picklesucker: sort of questions
fondleselves: *chokes on her doritos*
fondleselves: yeah, that's MUCH more normal than a pic of wolfie in a beret!
picklesucker: hey ive got issues!
fondleselves: very funny ones, too!
picklesucker: awww hes a cute pickle
fondleselves: awwww lemme see!
picklesucker: hes not done!
picklesucker: im coloring him
fondleselves: k
picklesucker: ---adding pickle spots

Posted by Krista at 5:17 AM | 2 comments  

Ack, Monday morning was like a slap in le face.

Friday I downloaded a sassy coupon for our favorite restaurant. We are sooooo trying to budget for this wedding! So this is very neat. You go to restaurant.com put in your hood and they give you a list of participating restaurants. I got a $25 GC for $5 (it was $10 but I had a discount code for 50% off). Isn't that amazing? Thanks Janet!

Saturday I worked out, visited Mom and ran some errands (project we need cheap patio seating). Then we headed up to Peddlers Daughter (which I highly recommend) to meet up with some NH-ites for dinner and drinks. I had about 500 blueberry beers while jam'n to reggae (how random is reggae in a Irish bar?). We had a ball for ourselves watching peoples interpretative dances and tom foolery. Then we got "talked to" by the bouncer for being loud. We were too loud, in a BAR, w/a BAND? Assholery.

Sunday I did my usual Sunday morning puttering and then headed over E's to eat all her mothers macaroni salad and play "harass the toddler", it's a fun game.

Posted by Krista at 11:17 AM | 2 comments  

Fun stolen from SDGG

1. Go to the Billboard #1 Hits listings (scroll down and you’ll see them separated by decades on the left in the sidebar)
2. Pick the year you turned 18
3. Get yourself nostalgic over the songs of the year
4. Pick 5 songs and write something about how these songs affected you
5. Pass it on to 5 more friends

Informer - Snow I licky boom boom down! Yup, I started making out dating this boy, Mike. He was so, so....hot but, a wigga. We had a awesome summer after I graduated high school. We eventually pulled the fade away. Oh, and the songs relevance, I bought him this single and zoom zoom and a boom boom, just shake your rump.

Again - Janet Jackson My high school sweetheart was awesome enough to break up with me on our two year anniversary. I really did think I was going to die of a broken heart. He called me a few month later and we started dating again, I was never the same after that though, we were never the same. When I hear this song, I still go back to that time.


I cheated and stole some songs for 92, 93 was weak yo.

1992

All 4 Love - Color Me Badd Tho boy who stole my innocence was a "DJ" for high school dances. Also, he thought he was a missing member of CMB.

To Be With You - Mr. BigWow, this is all about boys! haha, I dated this mental boy who was addicted to coke and an alcoholic. I had no idea, I was so naive I didn't think that anyone my age would DARE do COKE. He would call me from juvie, I thought that was so so cool, my mother, however, did not. I found out later he was a pathological lier, till this day I don't know the truth about any of it.

Jump - Kris Kross Kiss 108 had a contest. for the HS that could write the most "don't kriss cross drnking and driving" postcards would win a Kriss Cross concert . We freekin won and it was awesome.

Posted by Krista at 8:40 PM | 4 comments  

Scene: Memorial day weekend, outside with family.

Loo: Like my new top?
Matt: Cute. They call those moomoo's right?
Loo:............*glare*
Matt: What?

Via IM 10 min ago

matt: all the little 20-somethings wear shirts like what i called the mu-mu you had the yellow one
matt: apparently it's catching on
matt: i mean the ones in this office
krista: ......

Posted by Krista at 1:48 PM | 7 comments  

I am the office candy bitch, I don't know how, why or when this stared since I am not even a candy eater, but it is. Until this week that is and I think I may have eaten 2/3's of the bag that I opened MONDAY. It seems that this little piece of heaven is a limited edition.

Filled with Chocolate Truffle

Chocolate lovers will savor the rich taste and smooth texture of a traditional truffle filling coated in HERSHEY'S Milk Chocolate. This addition to the HERSHEY'S KISSES Brand Chocolates line will melt in your mouth and become an instant favorite. Indulge yourself with these delicious bite-sized treats any day (or everyday if you are Loo) of the week.

Get'em while they're hot!

Posted by Krista at 12:23 PM | 4 comments  

My Roomate and I once: Took a painting of jesus out of the trash and hung it in the condo to annoy my husband (now ex) when he came home from Green Beret training . He was doubly annoyed by our collection of empty beer cases!

Never in my life have I: broken a bone

High school was: just okay for me dawg

When I am nervous: i chew my cuticles

My hair: Is finally a color i like

When I was 5: I had an imaginary friend named....homo. We drank tea and caused mischief

By this time next year: I might be trying to get a baby in MAH BELLAH

My favorite aunt is: I don't have any

I have a hard time understanding: people.

You know I like you if: pick on you

My ideal breakfast is: omelet w/American cheese, home fries and wheat toast. oh and a side of crispy bacon and a bite of matts cakes of the pan.

If you visit my hometown: You HAVE to come bar hopping with me

If you spend the night at my house: Bonny would LOVE to go for a walk at 6:30 am

My favorite blond is: Mr. Matt

My favorite brunettes are: Karla and E!

The animal I would like to see flying is: Demmi! hahaha

I shouldn't have been: angry

Last night: I ate balsamic grilled chicken and was a complete crank pot

I've been told I look like: Julian Moore and Scully

If I could have any car it would be: Aston Martin Vanquish

Posted by Krista at 12:07 PM | 6 comments  

This morning whilst foraging through the sea of khakis (yes, I am a khaki whore)I plucked out the ones I "hemmed" (I use hem tape bwahaha) last month. After hemming I put them on only to realize they did not fit myselfish. With MUCH hesitation I put them on and not only do they bit but are a tad on the big side HAZZUH! So for now, I will blame the dress not fitting on the fact that I am 5'-0" tall and almost a D and NOT on myself (even those the jugs are mine).

Other news. If you are an aggressive driver (I might be) don't listen to the Dropkick Murphy's while driving. Merely a suggestion.

I'm a sailor peg
And I lost my leg
I climbed up the topsails
I lost my leg!
I'm shipping up to Boston
(whoa oh oh)

Posted by Krista at 8:06 AM | 3 comments  

Friday we went to the 99's (the best deal in town)
Saturday we went to the 99's (you'll always go back for more)
Sunday we mulched and watched The Sopranos. hmph

Posted by Krista at 11:13 AM | 1 comments  

I've had no caffeine and I'm am all hopped up over here. and its only 10am! ACK I need to get out! I think its all the working out or perhaps I'm still drunk from my date with E. I was sitting here thinking about the summer/fall and all the plans/events and Holy Excitement Batman!!!!!!!11

Justin Timberlake
Boston, MA
Aug 10

Wicked
Boston, MA
Oct 14

The Police
Boston, MA
Nov 11

And in there is Toronto, a big wedding in the mountains, our wedding, Ireland, Toronto, and and and and...... breatheeeeeeeee

Posted by Krista at 10:02 AM | 5 comments  

BooHooLoo. Since we have a wedding to pay for, a honeymoon and Matt is in a wedding....I cant join Janet and her bday shenanigans, so I will pretend!

1. The first thing I'll do when I get to Vegas will involve Slot Machines.
2. The LAST thing I'll do when I leave Vegas will be Seafood Buffet.
3. SSSSSStrippahs is the thing I'm most looking forward to in Vegas.
4. Although it will be hot in June in Vegas Show Girls will be even hotter!
5. The reason I chose Vegas was/is SSSSSSSSSStripahs!.
6. Ron's Wife just sent me a check! (She did! My boss mails our paycheck)
7. Finally some time off from work! Tonight I'm looking forward to meeting my friend Amsi to catch up, tomorrow my plans include BBQ for family (maybe) and Sunday, I want to not eat over 1200 calories!

Have a great weekend!

Posted by Krista at 8:25 AM | 3 comments  
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Last night on the Loo tube, there was nothing so I ordered up Thelma and Luise. Matt was SHOCKED that I had never seen it! I don't watch a huge amount of TV but I do like to get my chill on around 8:30-10. But now that all the fall shows I adore are over I'm lost! I am excited for Hells Kitchen (god hes hot!) and besides that, I got nothing? What are you all watching this summer?

(this is a good time for you Lurking McLurkers to comment)

Posted by Krista at 9:15 AM | 10 comments  

After my "I'm so fat I could eat a wagon wheel" fit I decided to troll the superficial in an effort to make myselfish feel better.

Per usual, it could be worse. I could be on target with my weight and my ass could look like this PNSFW. Someone needs lunges, squats and etc etc stat.

I declared myself Large and in charge last night and Matt just rolled his eyes. ha!

Posted by Krista at 3:33 PM | 1 comments  

Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2007 07:57:45 -0700 (PDT)
From: Loo'2
Subject: Le Bar WOOT WOOT!
To: Y'all


Now that is a partayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Are you feeling the hangover yet?

Attached is the email to the beverage caterer.

If you have any bar comments, shoot'em over.

Specific liquor

Woodford reserve, Bacardi Apple, Stoli vanilla, Stoli Raspberry, Greygoose Vodka

I also have dirty martini drinkers so olive juice would be great

Beer

Bud, Bud light, Bass, Guinness

Wine

Pinot Noir, Pinot Grigio

If you have a list of some signature martinis that you can make send them over, Ill make a sassy sign of drink suggestions.

I'd love a spiked cider if possible (Captain Morgan and apple cider) Maybe we could do a big punch bowl of that?

It is going to be one of those crowds, 1/3 beer 1/3 wine and 1/3 mixed drinks!

jenfur: i want shots!
Loo'2: she wont do them. she was like NO getting out of hand at the museum!
jenfur: ya people's be messin w/ stuff and things.
Loo'2: she will pour it over ice or bring a flask or a nip!
jenfur: we can have a pinata before hand filled w/nips! hahaha

Posted by Krista at 11:05 AM | 7 comments  

I went for a few drinks with the girls Friday and we saw my friend Mike, who was on a date and later joined us. My friends left and I wanted to keep the party going so I decided I would invade Mikes date. Seemed like a good idea at the time! Now I feel like a date invading asshat

Saturday was freekin hot and nasty so I tried to move as little as possible (the incredible majito hangover helped the cause). We went to the movies for Pirates III. Hmmm With the exception of LOTR I find trilogy's to be tiresome, perhaps it is old age. It is kind of like the same movie, over and over. It was entertaining but I could have waited for the DVD release.

Ahh and the melt down, so fun! It happens when I have to get a dress. I don't know if its same lame BDD issue or what. Everytime I have to try on a dress it's a traumatic experience and then I promptly burst into tears.

Posted by Krista at 10:25 AM | 11 comments  

From Janet

1. I wouldn't toss Brandon Flowers out of bed!
2. Brad Pitt has no appeal for me whatsoever.
3. A good dream would involve me and Brandon Flowers; we would do stuff and things.
4. The sexiest man or woman in the movies is Ewan; the sexiest man or woman on tv is Mariska.
5. Regan MacNeil *shivers* portrays a wicked villain.
6. Me and Brandon would make a great couple.
7. TGIF! Tonight I'm going out with Erin to Looburyport, tomorrow my plans include seeing Pirates III and Sunday, I'll do a lot of yard work!

Posted by Krista at 8:30 AM | 2 comments  
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